@moonshadowkati: Unfortunately, I've tried all the ones within reasonable driving distance in my area, they all fit my composite description in one way or another. Is your theater a chain or a kinda independent house? Don't know how you ignore the texters, today's phone screens are disruptively bright when in a dark…

@etaylor3971: @ThePr1nce: Yeah, can't take credit for it. From "Baby Mama", which I watched at home, sans wallet rape @ the theater.

The "theater experience" that some have referred to, quite frankly, blows anymore:

Despite wearing a helmet, a relative of mine suffered a concussion (and post concussion syndrome for months) after falling off a Segway. Had she not been wearing a helmet, she likely would have fractured her skull and died.

"Hey, it worked for Comcast/Xfinity, amirite?"

Just a matter of time before AutoTune The News puts their stylistic ways on dis jawn...

@FrabjousDay: Let's not forget that the Tea Party's beloved Sarah Palin went to five schools just to get her Bachelor's in Journalism...

@RayBradbury's_ElephantMonastery: Yes - No Spank You.

@LuckyChuck: Oh yes, I remember. I had the Lasagna.

Remind me to NEVER EVER go to Honduras or wherever Kai Tak is. EVER.

Looks a little VW Golf-ish now. Anything's an improvement...

Honestly, what's the big deal...OOOH, Google did something to their logo with HTML5, are we that easily....

When did Jerry Maguire start writing for Gizmodo??

Hurricanes can't read. They can, however, rip that tenuous looking deck off your shore home, and your signs along with it. Soooo you might want to get outta town for a beat.

"Come To Daddy" is still one of the freakiest music videos of all time.

@irishman72: ...with report.

When a problem starts to spawn...

Exception to #1 - This is a perfectly appropriate thing for someone to say when you've just totaled your ride in some ungodly wreck, and you and/or your loved ones were able to walk away.

In his defense, he was trying to sell