For spending so much on clothing, he sure looked like crap a whole lot.

@arozzi: So...it tasted good too?

Setting aside that this is all kinds of awesome for just a moment, what are the practical applications of a boat painted like a Great White shark being able to jump 12 feet out of the water?

Uh, without that "cackle of rads", perhaps you would not be in the position you are today, Sarah...

Just including that damned Nickelback song on disc is enough to make me not buy, despite some other compelling tracks. I wouldn't care so much if it were any other Nickelback song, but it just had to be THAT ONE, didn't it!

There is, however, overwhelming evidence that wearing these will make you look like an idiot.

So, how many generations from now do you think every American will have some Duggar DNA?

@Miscellanea: I do that all the time too.

Re #3: In PA, the less commonly known version of this law is that it is legal to turn LEFT on red if:

Sorry, but remind me why would I want to wear something that has high electrical conductivity again?

Just use an ice pack or some liquid nitrogen. Not a big deal.

The purchaser of this t-shirt may also be interested in the many iterations of this:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the Justin Bieber demographic != The CSI demographic. Not that this will stop the Justin Bieber demographic from squeeeeeing all over the TV when this abomination airs.

@rubesmanubes: But what if he accidentally handed you a Splenda packet?

Indeed. The worst possible application of this font, IMO, is when it is one's default font for corporate email messages, in purple.

"Splitsville" - That's that new game on Facebook isn't it...

"This is why BMW drivers ARE asshats"

For a second there I thought that was Sarah Silverman...

@DocSeuss: Do you happen to live near a natural gas mine or have well water near one? I saw a documentary yesterday about natural gas mining (specifically hydraulic fragmentation) and the absolutely horrible things it does to people because of the chemicals/fumes involved. Not that I'm a doctor, but your symptoms…

@FriarNurgle: Yes, have some!