Such a cornball brother thing to do.

I did not see anything other than Demi Lovato. That is one good looking woman.

It will be for everyone soon enough

The raw, unrehearsed cellphone videos of GW/GL plays are the best thing to happen to the internet since porn.

When a trainload of ugly Brits is ragging on your bald head, what can you do but laugh about it. Alcohol is a wonderful drug.

That’s what Cincinnati gets for having Pacman Jones on its team. Burfict too. Their play does not exceed their idiocy.

I was hoping for Rootin-Tootin, personally.

That’s not riding shotgun in Ireland. That’s the driver’s side. Sorry to ruin your pun.

Who the fuck cares about the Hall of Fame? What does having a plaque on a wall in some rinky-dink building in upstate NY have to do with baseball? And the fact that sportswriters like Dan Le Batard are voting only confirms that the HOF is a sham. Fuck it. Fuck it good!

Now the question is: Where did the hair come from?

Why is it that the most unfunny people choose to do all the mocking?

Enough about Tom Brady. Everyone and his uncle is ignoring the real story that Peyton Manning is an HGH cheater. Jim Nantz literally said that it was a non-story!

Machine Gun Kelly > Potato Chip Kelly

When you’re 5-11 negative things will be written. But, what kind of asshat media member says “have fun getting cut.” This keyboard warrior’s skin is as thick as his hairline. Just print the news, baldy. Thanks.

At least she’s got her looks.

Let me dell ya ‘bout dis guy. Dis guy can shank a gick with da best of ‘em.

What a turkey

Never turn your back to a guy with platinum blonde hair and full sleeve tattoos. For more reasons than one.

The Tyree photo was cold-blooded.