A little surprised Tesla hasn’t rebranded it or spun it off and started selling licenses already.

They need to make Tesla’s supercharger an SAE standard so other companies don’t feel like they are losing face by adopting a competitor’s system.

It looks... worse than I was expecting? Like, a lot worse. 

Yeah, this take is about as bad as when Jezebel tried to promote the idea that fall was the worst season.

Can’t fail the Bechdel test if you don’t have women.

For all of you height disabled people, not being able to reach it doesn’t make it not a shelf.

The dissent is wrong, while the top of the refrigerator is a shelf it is not an appropriate place to put keys.

It’s a small moment, but my favorite joke of the entire episode was the head nod Charlie gave to the man on the bus also dressed in trash

Reasonable measures, says Franks, would include asking uploaders to check a box verifying that every person depicted in a given video has consented

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

Could be thicker. Spanish hot/drinking chocolate is thickened with arrowroot to an almost pudding-like consistency. Would you want it on a regular basis? Hell no. Is it great at four am to stomp down on whatever else you’ve been drinking and keep your breath from actually being flammable? Hell yes.

I went down a rabbit hole not long ago on fast food Twitter accounts. Arby's had the best tagline by far, "We Have the Tweets!"

I wonder how much business this sandwich and its coverage have created for non-Popeyes chicken joints. I know I’ve frequented my local place (Shoutout to Ma Lou’s) more often since this thing exploded into the national consciousness.

Woah, man! It’s like time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future.  

Here’s some math that’ll blow your mind.

The most classic rock is igneous.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

Y’all be making up some card rules.

I have never, in all my years of spades playing ACROSS THE WORLD, has anyone every said at a table that guarantee is the big joker. Fuck otta here doesn’t even cover it.