I’m all for regulations where the environment is concerned, and I’m pretty sure there are lots of regulations on oil pipelines.

Build refineries near the oil.

That’s going to take a rather severe shift in our mentality, materials and lifestyles.

That’s a cop out answer. Feel free to not use any oil or petroleum products. Maybe you can start with the device you are using to connect to the internet.

We all use oil, when you drive in or ride in a car or bus, you use oil directly. When you purchase or consume any product, you use oil indirectly because those products had to be produced and transported.

How would you like to get oil from point A to point B? Offer an alternative that is safer and less damaging per barrel of oil.

I’d like to hear more about Ariely’s studies and how he reached his conclusion, because the way he frames it and it’s presented it sounds like he’s drawing an equivalency between the man and you in the situation, i.e. you both just made a human mistake in a heightened state of passion.

This is great! Let’s just call the legal process of marriage the “cohabitation tax credit” let anyone of majority do it and leave the superstition and patriarchal ownership to the churches, which need to be taxed.

🎶Somebody’s single🎶

“After this and your previous declaration about Trump...”

Your illustrator is too good for this place.

Can’t wait until him and David have their own show about shitty jeeps.

Huh, who knew that Sepp Blatter cared about anything other than money?

Although to be fair, he might have thought that was where she kept her wallet.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

The long story was worth the pay off. Sorry if my starring your post lost you a star. I still don’t know how this system works.

My first honeymoon started out as a disaster (and the fact I called it my first honeymoon tells you how the marriage turned out).

I’m all for ordering pizza, it’s highly superior, but the good stuff can be costly. When it comes to frozen pizza, my criterion is:

pure fuckin swagger like no one else can bring

I think the guy who shits in two stages has shitting issues. If he pisses standing up and then tries unsuccessfully to shit, he can at least take solace in knowing that he pissed like a dude. If he pisses sitting down and can’t muster a shit, regardless of effort, that dude sat down to piss.

Based on how the toilets in my office look 90% of the time, I just assume everyone holds their piss until after they’re done shitting, so they can stand up and piss all over the seat before they leave.