With Trump leading the Repugnicants, they’ve got no room to dis anybody else’s marriage.

As a Black woman in her fifth decade who is often mistaken for being younger, I wholeheartedly agree.

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Cummings more...I find out he was smashing something 20 years younger?!?! The man is an idol!

What on earth are you talking about?

The Internet isn’t depressing unless you want it to be depressing.

Good job Nick!!!!!!! You are a good writer and, I assume, a nice dad.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

“But I like to sit up high!”

That is an insult to summer squash and cheddar cheese, but yes, he should definitely stay the fuck out of Minnesota.

Stay out of our state, and stop fucking with our local royalty, you cheddar-stuffed üntermensch.

Not even really her 20's, bush took office when she was 14 and left when she was 22.

She’s right, you know. I’m twenty years older than she, and I’m still discovering stuff that I was not taught properly in school. And remember that Britain was basically our only ally for Gulf War II, the Bush Family Boogaloo.

Given how many grown adults in the US were completely obtuse to Bush then and remain so now, I’m inclined to give the famous actress from a different country a break.

The difference is about $18,970 dollars.

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

Twitter’s home page should just say: “I liked you more when I knew you less”

Note to the Inventory editors: please do a feature on eye bleach, STAT.

she is absolutely correct, anything that isn’t Brach’s is garbage. The chocolate corns and the pumpkin mixes are also unacceptable. 

Can confirm. People immersed in PE are easily the worst people I’ve ever been involved with, and I comment on the internet.

To make more space available, donate 90% of that stuff to someone, since you don't need it.