I have bad news for you.

Dead boy or live girl. One of them is going to do Lindsey in.

Does the ‘O’ stand for Obvious?

No, what REALLY would get under Drumpf’s skin (besides scabies) is ignoring him altogether. Unfollow, disengage, don’t reply with petty insults.

Name one problem the private sector has solved without massive government subsidies and support.

I’m not one to defend Nike, but they’re not putting a literal gun to anybody’s head. Sure, they have a marketing budget that could feed a small country, but I am personally able to resist their propaganda commercials.

I grew up in Philly, so the Betsy Ross has a little bit of meaning to me. Mostly sentimental recollections of going to her house on school field trips. It’s also part of the Sixers current unis.

Also, the Betsy Ross flag is no longer the flag. The current flag has 50 stars.

There goes my diet!

Pretty sure Toyota “bowed” to SUV mania >40 years ago.

3) The musical number

Jesus Christ, this Snowflake generation.

Trump ruins everything. What’s the opposite of Gold? He has the Leaden Touch.

That remote is the gift that keeps on giving.

Why even give these morons oxygen? The same idiots crawl out of the woodwork white lagoon every time Disney (it’s always Disney ‘cuz they own everything) casts a woman or person of color in a role thought to be the exclusive province of white men. Then the movie goes on to MASSIVE box office, and they’re left holding…

Um, it’s right in the story.

Sounds like Albert just discovered this book.

Kellyanne Conway has accused ‘X’ of lying.

Them boys can’t be that proud if bringing milkshakes to the yard upsets them so easily.

He means HE can’t see them anymore.