Trump is the physical embodiment of “hustling backwards”.

But I like beer.

They’re OK.

Martin Luther King, Jr is only remembered now for being the reason you get an extra Toyotathon between Christmas and Presidents’ Day.

Not always.

You have $50,000 to spend on a golf simulator, AND you spend all your time posting to Deadspin?

I think I’m going to try this with Scarface (1983).

They own Parker Brothers.

It’s a million dollars. Yeah, Black Panther is going to gross a billion, but most of that isn’t profit they clear.

That’s just the number of “trafficked” people who were arrested. (I would hope that these people were released once it was determined they were victims and not perpetrators, but I kind of doubt it.)

Yeah, this won’t get him more Shaqtin’ a Fool mentions.

Thanks for burying the lede. Markelle Fultz was traded, but I wouldn’t have known if I hadn’t clicked the fucking Twitter link.

Thanks for burying the lede. Markelle Fultz was traded, but I wouldn’t have known if I hadn’t clicked the fucking Twitter link.

I scrimped and saved for 25 years (Bay Area), and finally bought a modest place in an “up-and-coming” Oakland neighborhood almost two years ago now. I put down 20%, and I’m glad I was able to avoid PMI and a higher interest rate on a second mortgage.

OMG, Look at the contrast between his hand and his “face.”

OMG, Look at the contrast between his hand and his “face.”

Here’s a tip: stay yo’ ass off of “social” media altogether.