Re: “nationalist” vs “globalist”

Pence is Theon Greyjoy or Lord Varys

s/her/him/

To be honest — and this is coming from a guy — I never thought of Queen Latifah as “Plus-Size.”

You know they have a prison island of immigrants that they won’t deport.

I have doubts they will still be “all white” by then. NTTAWWT.

I have doubts they will still be “all white” by then. NTTAWWT.

[low-hanging dick joke]

Tuesday can’t come fast enough.

Lego firemen actually have charisma.

Q: What’s Mike Pence’s favorite sex position?

Jacob “AWhol” dumb.

(I am not comparing King to Mitchum — Mitchum was awesome. I am riffing on your Do the White/Right Thing line.)

I have watched all the Rocky movies, including Creed, and that really shitty one with Sage, and I can tell you I never get tired of seeing that GIF or videos -- especially those set to music.

This is Jack’s total lack of surprise.

I’m reading Fifth Risk now.
It’s heartbreaking.

To be fair, what won’t?

He won’t resign.
Not peacefully.

If somebody gave me a can of Bud Light, I’d throw it too.

Can we just do away with Halloween altogether?

Marry me.