No. They will find further depths to plumb.

People have a choice (unlike, you know, slaves) whether to watch her various shows and patronize her other ventures.

That no-talent assclown?

And she was born in a city named Shiraz. In the right wing nutjob imagination, I would guess that would mean she walks around perpetually drunk.

Now all I need is a leather face mask.

Now all I need is a leather face mask.

“He is an ass man.”

Did you get S&H Green Stamps?

Not “people.”

It is hip.

Worst?

Dude, rewatch Game 4. In fact, rewatch games 1 through 4 from the JR Smith debacle on.

How short are your legs?

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read on the internets.

You do know the original Cub is the best-selling bike <kanye>of all time</kanye>, right?

Shut.

Your kinja handle is awesome.

LeBron has extraordinary physical gifts and incredible basketball IQ. What he lacks is Jordan’s killer instinct. It’s possible a theoretical LeBron would beat theoretical Jordan in a theoretical one-on-one matchup, but — last I looked — professional basketball is a team sport. Jordan understood this, and made his…

I’m not surprised Sheriff Clarke ‘hates’ LeBron, but I am surprised he likes 1.) any black ballplayers, and 2.) basketball at all.