Can we send them BOTH to the Sunken Place for the crime of “vertigo filming?”

I don’t know.

If he wins, he should buy the franchise.

Thanks for taking that bullet.

“Hello, Clarice.”

Those two pictures look EXACTLY like the same person.

That’s Kenny “Fuckin’” Powers to you, mate.

You know, since The Root moved over to Fusion/Kinja, its tab is WAY too close to the Onion’s tab.

13 points is an ‘edging’ now?

There are other Supermans?

I like that ‘Never’ is the default, not something reasonable.

The use of “stank” in the lawsuit is hilarious. We tell my baby cousin that she “stank stank” when she poops in a diaper.

Don’t get me started on all the white people I see bringing their PETS* into Whole Foods, as if it ain’t no thing.

Pretty much this.

This kind of thing (not minding one’s own business) is not limited to white people (or even wypipo).

I can’t believe Pac and Biggie died fo’ this sheeit.

Kill me now.

Good riddance?

Floyd makes millions. Tomatoes get pureed.