A system that relies on people to be thoughtful, courteous and responsible is doomed to fail.

So, it is currently an unknown variable.

The worst part about the press release was the fact that heat was written in all caps which is so goddamned infuriating to me for reasons I cannot fully comprehend.

“Putin is a man who can bring peace to many in this world,” he added, describing the Russian leader as “a phenomenon; simply a phenomenon.”

He’s under contract for the 2018-17 season and has a team option for the 2018-19 season.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I’m not for punishing people for recreational drug use. The NFL is dumb to test for marijuana. Everything about this situation is ignorant. But what am I missing here with Josh Gordon?

For the same reason Lavar said he could beat MJ 1-on-1...it’s kept their name in the news, hasn’t it?

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

As a Red Wings fan I’ll trade offense for a solid defense any day. Detroit hasn’t been the same without Lidstrom. No idea how good of a defenseman Larsson is, but having 3 solid pairings at the blue line are a big deal.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Taking credit for a picture he didn’t take, at a marathon he didn’t run.
That’s some A+ Stolen Valor, good sir. I’d salute you, but...well, you understand.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

LOOK OUT!

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

Piscotty doesn’t know?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.