No words... Too beautiful... Should have sent poet...

I love the argument that he had no choice but to publish it because JOURNALISM! Like Schefter has reported every fact about every NFL player/executive/organization he has ever been privy to, and never pushed shit aside to not burn a possible future point of access.

This is going to end as a cautionary tale way darker than it already is.

Sports leagues are the music industry during the rise of Napster. Instead of figuring out a way to monetize the way their customers want to consume the product, they’re fighting it tooth and nail to protect the current revenue stream. I don’t have cable, but I would gladly pay the $160 a year to stream my in-market…

This is an insane discussion. He has his head up the whole way, had his stick up going into the hit, and fucking turned into him. Dude lost his shit because of the no-call on the hit.

This is called a Carwash Condom, and they do it so you can point and laugh at them.

The truly evil part of this article is that the whole time I read it, I am filled with the anxiety of needing to poop immediately and not being able to. I have to keep stopping and reminding myself that I don’t have to poop. It’s like a 12 year old watching a horror movie and having to pause it and remind himself it…

1. I very much enjoyed the part where you explained what popcorn is.

Is Cobb dead? We’re all just assuming he’s dead, right? Ok.

What a bunch of fucking dummies.

Out of my chair laughing at this, wife comes in to ask what’s so funny, I explain, she tells me I’m an idiot, and I slink into the couch like so many excavator claws into the sea.

I still think the better part of this interview was the picture of Bob with Magic and Bird during Dream Team practice, and Bob has blood just gushing from his lower leg. He had absolutely no idea where this fucking shark bite came from. I’m far to lazy to attach a picture, so here’s a link. https://www.bostonglobe.com/…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WHERE I’VE HEARD HIM BEFORE. I’m sitting here trying to place his fucking muppet voice, and this brilliant bastard had already sorted it out. God bless the comments.

This is just straight trolling at its finest. It’s a fucking portrait video of a landscape video on another phone. People are fucking savages.

Seems weird that more guys with a bajillion dollars don’t sue people who make statements that cost said bajillionaires earnings through suspension, loss of endorsement income, etc. The bajillionares always adamantly profess innocence. Weird.

All of the stars for you sir.

With that said, here are some Nationwide jingles:

I thought we already agreed that everyone in the league was taking this, and that’s why they needed to test for it.

+1 star for the mention, -1 star for the pre-emptive apology, +1 star for using a period instead of an exclamation point.

This. The shooting mechanics are BRUTAL, and the level up system is ridiculous.