Lemons roll cages are cobbled together using PVC pipe, zip ties and duct tape. Fire suits are Fruit of the Loom fleece sweat suits soaked in a mixture similar to papier mache for flame retardant. Fire extinguishers are old, outdated scuba and propane tanks painted bright red and dict-taped to the floor. Also they're…

I have the lap data. It was only faster on a best-lap basis than three other cars, but yet it still managed to place 65 out of 86.

Anton is a smart dude, I'm sure he said .5G and Benjamin just misquoted (or more likely mistyped) it...

If it were me I'd just blame my iPhone's functionally retarded autocorrect... :D

Did you mean to say NSF and typed NFS?

The majority of mid-range and higher RVs have aluminum frames (above the steel frame-frame) and many use corrugated aircraft-style paneling on the roof before sealing it with the EPDM membrane roof. The cheap ones, which are much more common, are still built quite cheaply, but the real kings of shoddy construction are…

Picard: "I'm a role model"

As everybody knows, lawsuits simply do not exist outside the US. Countries in Europe and Asia only have one or two lawyers *in the entire nation* and they only exist to rebuff lawsuits from stupid Americans.

Do none of you fools understand the entire point of this post?

I have a 12" Knipex Cobra, and it's the most-used pair of pliers I own. Close second is probably my 18" Channel-Locks...

Lemons is a circus with a racing sideshow.

It's too heavy and the interior is too tight to get a race-legal rollcage into it. Plus it's completely one-off and "too special" to risk on the track.

When you've raced in over 30 Lemons races and won pretty much every award the series offers, then you can bitch about it.

It's ok to hit another car anywhere but the US, since everyone knows tort only exists in the US. Here it'd be all like "ZOMG GET MY LAWYER ON THE PHONE NOW I'M GONNA SUE THIS GUY FOR HIS VERY RED BLOOD CELLS!!" and meanwhile in Australia they're all like "oy, good on ya mate, you didn't kill anybody and you dodged…

Balloons? I think you seriously underestimate how much those things weigh.

I've bought tons of stuff from Horrible Freight, and I've broken scant few of them. I have three sets of their heavy-duty 12-ton jack stands, two of their aluminum jacks, all of their impact sockets (better than the also-made-in-China Craftsmans, IMO,) their trim removal set, SAE and metric long-pattern wrenches, and…

... which are also made in China.

Uncle Rico???

Let's not forget that both of those have 0-60 times north of 20 seconds.

Thanks.