Do we still need to give any credit to the idea that a hitter “protects” the batter in front of them? It’s not that I don’t accept the logic of the argument, just that I don’t think it actually matters at the MLB level more than other things

Yeah, he’s had a couple of good bits (the Michael Jordan highlights one was great), but he’s very clearly a bad day away from some really overtly offensive stuff.

Why do they call the show “Undisputed” when they dispute literally every fucking thing? I mean, what’s up with that?

boooooooooooo

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

When the baby talk ends and you realize you were just using it as a cute cover for your relationships real problems, you two will break up, or you’ll get married and the baby talk will get more and more sarcastic and undermining and she’ll leave you while you sleep because you were never really a man to her and she…

“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

Okay, Lance.

Real heads know Reese’s Easter eggs have the perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

James Harden complaining the game should be called “the way it’s supposed to be called” is like Wil E. Coyote complaining to Acme customer service after the Roadrunner escapes into the cliff painting. It’s like, yeah, man, that wasn’t supposed to happen, but to be fair you were legit trying to smash and eat that bird.…

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

The officiating in this game made it damn near unwatchable, and not because of how bad it was, but due to how Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy somehow managed to reach an entirely new level of annoying because of it.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

I think a part of it is that Durant is a sensitive dude, and I think that’s okay. I respect it. And all the money and fame and success won’t turn someone who’s naturally insecure and introspective into Russell Westbrook. Some of the most successful people in all industries are walking around with imposter syndrome.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

Sorry, but Kanye’s one-man church is bullshit. For that $225 he’s charging for a shirt, I could get at least 500,000 years off my time in Purgatory from the pre-Reformation Catholic Church.

as soon as the ball bounced off his foot, it’s essentially a loose ball, in possession of nobody.

The officiating was trash all game long. Both teams only had 4 fouls in the final minute

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.