ronjeremyjohnson
RonJeremyJohnson
ronjeremyjohnson

I’ve been an Auburn fan for 30 years and I am currently a junior here. There is something magical about this school and I still can’t figure out what it is. Even going back to the national championship (football) in 2010, we were in it even though there were times it should have been impossible. Now, it’s starting to

You take yourself way too seriously, dude. Lighten up a little bit, even only once in a while. I’m sure your wife would love it if you weren’t so humorless and defensive all the time. It might even help your sex life!

I quote that to say, work until your fingers are bloody nubs and your eyes are sealing shut. In the end, hard work always begets accomplishment.

It’s been a dog’s age since I listened to the first season of Serial. I remember coming away from it with two distinct impressions:

Barstool is more successful because they are able to get Jamie Kennedy to come on a podcast three times a week because he has nothing better to do is a pretty spicy take.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

I want to talk more about this general counsel who thinks it’s a good idea to begin an email with “We are anxious to settle this matter.”

Not just billionaires...if I had a million

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common... we both wish he would have been on that plane on 9/11.

a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

I went to school with Bo at Auburn. He sat across from me in a class- his thighs were bigger than my waist. (He was a good guy, who actually felt that he was supposed to be getting an education while playing football. Imagine that.)

TCFC: The only unpaved streets in that part of the county/city are in the neighborhood that was segregated by statute. To say the situation in James Lee is common is dishonest. 

(Brady)’s going to become some kind of jock L Ron Hubbard and TB12 will become a sick pseudo-religion.

welcome back

  • If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

Me, in the actual article above this comment: “I’m a Wizards fan.”

I actually thought the Philly accent was VERY spot on. Really reminded me of Kroll Show.

yeah bitch, star and move on