Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

I think he meant more like a daddy figure.

Word. We have some interns in our office that tweet and instagram under their own names, complete with “holy shit, I was so wasted” posts and bikini shots. What are you doing, man? Not only can prospective employers see that shit, Lord Dungeons and Dragons down in I.T. is looking at that and jerking himself into a…

Kel-ly

Especially prophetic was his choice to get “except a homeowner and with an aluminum vacuum tube” tattooed on his left bicep.

Club Girth has EVERYTHING.

sorry bout your life

There’s only one way to settle this...

the next time you feel like you want to comment on one of my posts go and shit in a hat instead

Lebron is obviously a singular, once in a lifetime talent, but holy shit, his “team matriarch” persona he takes on has really got to be grating. I understand he is the Alpha and team leader (and he should be!)but I can totally see why Kyrie wanted the hell away from him.

It’s zero articles split in half. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

Laura, you’re like, really going all-in on being the centrepiece of the next Dead Letters eh? Trump, Bills fans and Portnoy in one week? Yikes.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Paying shipping to own the libs

Paying shipping to own the libs

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

This Dead Letters session was an absolute joy and really had it all: aggrieved Foo Fighters fans, insufferable baseball truthers, virulent racists, people who use hashtags out of proper context, Kobe stans, people complaining about vulgar language who apparently think this is the Reader’s Digest, and best of all, a…

Go feed animals at a zoo in South America if you are going to use language such as that

this graphic is truly striking