Am I having a stroke or is that headline confusing?

Jesus Christ, lady. Relax.

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

Wait until she finds out they got a LaMarcus and a Gay

Image 21 is brilliant: “Cobos: An ignoramous from Mexico or Cuba or somewhere. Good arm, fair runner, ordinary hitter. He has no sense.”

When I read CEO of Cheddar I assumed it was like the guy that runs the Cheez-Its factory, and was curious why they gave him a TV show.

Wait - no letters about The Sandlot?

How many months in jail do you get for breaking kayfabe?

“You gonna fu*k that thing or what?” - Jim McElwain

It’s amazing to hear that, because after finally being released from Scott Brooks purgatory, OKC ended up right back with the same problem.

I’ve neither stolen pieces of feces nor have I enticed a fun run in my time. Do you have any better analysis?

Can we just title this series as Hannah shits on old sports movies? Watching these as an adult without the nostalgia factor is pointless because most sports movies are either objectively bad, sexist, racist, or all three. And to judge them outside of their time is always going to result in the uncomfortable realiztiin…

Whoa! Maybe it’s the nostalgia, but Sandlot is NOT a terrible baseball movie. What twelve year olds aren’t little shitheads?

You blog LIKE A GIRL!!!

Hannah...

Relive the Winter Olympics all summer long!

Most April Fool’s pranks are pure shit. This one, from Sports Reference, is actually pretty funny: the dependable sports stats resource today announced an upcoming pivot to video. Worth checking out just for the hilarious embedded video.

Um, what?