Harden gets it 11 times out of 10.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

When Bill Bennett and Pat Buchanan call you full of shit, that’s a profoundly bad sign. I mean, not as bad as if they vouch for you, but still.

I put together a quick playlist for Clay to check out, just in case he doesn’t know which songs to sing along to. https://open.spotify.com/user/longmasterwolf/playlist/7cu3I68Ofg4P7jY8iD53ij?si=db_U4pEJRf-ApPLlxkS_ww

everyone knows D2 is the goat, the original might as well be a prequel

All you need to know about cricket is that the first number in the score is the number of crickets killed in the battle and the second is the number of humans. So, like 235/7 might seem like a lopsided victory for the bipeds, but considered by mass the crickets are doing pretty well.

Listen. Cricket is a huge international sport, and this scandal is an enormous deal for millions and millions of sports fans around the globe. But it might as well be written in Klingon or Quenya for all I am able to make sense of it. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take it seriously! Just that I am utterly incapable…

That officer’s name is Marine Todd.

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.

How does Eminem fall into that grouping?

Damn, sick entity structuring burn.

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

My sources, myself and anyone with a brain, are saying that that you are an idiot with an obvious personal and financial interest in preserving the lie.

This ends with Nick Saban doing the next 9/11

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

Do you have a better plan for him to feed his grandkids?

Every sauce nerd in this thread: shut up. Just shut the hell up. If there was a way to reply to all of you en masse, I would. But I can’t, so OP it is. I don’t want to hear one fucking word about how mew mew mew, pasta sauce is so easy to make, my version is fast and better and healthy, mew mew mew.