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Slightly better than the baseball one, where you’re supposed to stop trying while the other team is still trying.

3 things I learned from this article -

1) Steve McQueen is British? His American accent is flawless.

2) Steve McQueen is black!? He does a great job at ‘passing’...

3) There are two famous Steve McQueens. That makes more sense.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Former Major League Baseball star and Guy Who Can Instantly Tell You All the Good Things Hitler Got Done Curt Schilling...

Last night, during her show Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager,

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Does that incl—

We found Richie Incognito’s pseudonym! Matthew Newett the insurance salesman!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shot:

That seems unfair. Now if Barry the Cuck wants to use barry.cuck@gmail.com that guy is sitting on it.

“That legitimately was, like, a violation,” Smith said, adding if this had happened to a woman it would have been “World War fucking a million.”

World War fucking a million

The worst content on Twitter is whenever the Barstool stans (who are always Extremely Not Mad Online, Actually I’m Laughing) start tweeting at Deadspin after it’s pointed out that Barstool is awful

This Adam Smith guy needs to read his own books! After all, he’s the one who said, “consumption is the sole end and purpose of all production.”