Curt Schilling struck out exactly three batters 47 times in his career

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if before conference play starts a team has a 71% chance to have the best conference record in a 10-team league, they’re also going to be a rather strong favorite in the conference tournament. But thanks for the pedantry.

Can you ask your basketball source how come LeBron gets to travel every time he touches the ball as if he were Le’Veon Bell waiting for the hole to develop?

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Dude literally carried the Celtics on his back, went through crazy personal shit and was a damn hero in Boston. So this definitely wasn’t your run of the mill trade.

For those who are asking, I don’t think he’s been charged with falsifying his info on the rewards card. My guess is they realized he was the perp passing the fake cash the same day he opened the rewards account, but the false data on the account meant they couldn’t ID him accurately. When he came in a week later and…

No KD fan here, but this headline is hot garbage. Security did their job and stuck KD in a side corridor and tried to defuse the situation. There was no running and hiding. Just another lame-ass hot take headline from the crew.

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

Except that everything he said was true.

+1 laptop battery

Hey Mr. Gould! Whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true!

Legal-wise, this has been a good day.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

Oh, fuck. I didn’t even think about that angle.

What did Russ give? The rest of the squad?