Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Can’t spell Maraghy without Magary.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Lindsey Graham tweets some unnecessarily (and bizarrely specific) flattering bullshit about a guy who treats him and his entire party like trash. Isn’t that what the MAGAs would consider the very definition of a cuck? Or, am I doing this wrong?

wall built to defend against mexico ends up hurting united states

my Dad is a great guy and a great Pap

There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

One of the first things you learn in Contracts class in your first year of law school (at least in Texas) is that the disclaimers on the back of a ticket aren’t iron-clad. Just because a dry cleaner puts up a sign saying they’re not responsible for lost items doesn’t excuse them from exercising reasonable effort to…

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

Fun facts about Wheaton College.

Robert Griffin is like that freshman in college who goes through 5 roommates his first semester because all of THEM are crazy.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.