Because it would have been utterly horrifying:

Thank you (and the editorial staff of io9) for giving this article a headline that is not hostile towards the part of the io9 audience that has not yet watched a movie, unlike an article published yesterday which had a needlessly-hostile headline.

P/Muppets > CGI

Pretty good it looked.

While the movie had about a million problems, the more the critics rail against it, the more people are going to watch it just to see how bad it is. Those people will see that the movie takes itself a little too seriously at points, but is mostly watchable, and are going to think “Why on earth do all the critics want…

I agree with much of what you say, but I really really liked that Rey’s parents were nobodies. It means the Force is more democratic, and isn’t purely a blue-blood royalty hereditary sort of thing. It’s time to move beyond the Skywalker family, perhaps

DUDE!

Go sit in the corner.

I think it was cancelled because it was bad.

Well, of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.

Dear Donald Trump,

Dive!

That’s my stance. The fight may have been staged, but the robots are real. It’s not like we wanted to see anyone actually get hurt. PRACTICAL FX!

Wait, I thought this was a reboot of Robot Jox....

“Look at you, still all muscly and everything! How’s space?”
“Space is fine.”

...they’re not?

Didn’t Beth shoot him?

I think a lot of the crazy fans who expected some massive payoff finale missed how fun the last episode was.

Hard to “quantum leap” over two seasons so high in quality...

I liked the season finale. After Mr. Poopy Butthole’s speech at the end I’m really trying to get my life together. I can see why he is such a good friend to the family.