If you can’t have fun with it then what’s the point?

How about equivelent figures from American history that have passed into folklore - Agents Boone, Crockett, Henry, Cody ...

How - exactly - was it hackneyed?

Holy shit, I feel so fucking dumb for not catching that pun. Just raised that movie even higher in my mind.

Yeah but... the pun is brilliant. The hero gets the girl in the end.

Stuck is stuck. If the bent metal isn’t going to allow the door to move, the weight of the door doesn’t matter.

It’s actually completely normal. As a society we’ve rightfully decided to push back on it for some pretty damn good reasons but no, the biology of it is completely sound.

How is Fox going to turn The Dark Phoenix Saga into a story centered around Magneto, Professor X, Wolverine and Mystique?

Who ever made this “informative” video needs to quit their day job immediately.

Who ever made this “informative” video needs to quit their day job immediately.

Gwenpool explains their relationship in Rocket & Groot #10.

I love Tippy-Toe so much that I feel bad when my asshole dogs start chasing squirrels!

I can’t stop giggling at my desk over this...My coworkers are growing concerned.

Damn. I was really hoping to see her finish out the new trilogy. That said, if they couldn’t scrap together enough to make for a memorable appearance, there’s no sense forcing it and ultimately disappointing people.

Londo is probably the person who has best taken advantage of that fact.

In his defense, it really has been just a few bad parking choices.

Rex has never been looking for glory, he’s just doing his job.

The Computer is our friend.

—An Infrared

I am very OK with this. We don’t need Mar-Vell in the MCU.

(Now, if I could just get people to stop talking about Adam Warlock, because *no one cares* about Adam Warlock...)

Carol was introduced as the love interest of the then-actual Captain Marvel, a Kree warrior in disguise on Earth called Mar-Vell