Gee, Spider-man fighting a super “villain”. Who would be filming that?

A young Ego returns to earth to find that the women he knocked up are now demanding child support:

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And there goes my complete lack of interest...

I hope the people making this movie understand that stance women lying in ponds and distributing swords is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes for the mandate of the masses not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some “Lady…

It kind of sucked they had to reboot everything, Earths Mighest Heroes was so good.

Oh thank God, it’s not just me. I spent that entire trailer waiting for Will Smith’s voice and thinking I’d gone insane.

I didn’t think anyone could confuse Rick Ross with Will Smith, but you’ve done it.

“You know this $200 million investment that fans are excited about and is tracking fantastically? We found a fanboy plot hole! Can’t have the movie! Shut it down. Shut it all down. Burn everything.”

Seems like an adaptation of her comic origin though? It’d kinda like doing a Spider-Man origin story without Uncle Ben, or Batman without his parents getting shot.

I really hope that the people who made this movie remember we want this Wonder Woman:

Hooray!

And then there was John Barrowman hosting the Eisners last night.

I am here to say that the original sucked and I couldn’t wait for all the characters to die so I could get out of the theater.

I wonder what issue of Squirrel Girl will this be addressed in. Cause it will,IT WILL!

Io9 was different, once.

GOOD EVENING UNCONVENTIONAL CONVENTIONERS....TONIGHT’S MESSAGE IS FROM THE BOOK OF THE FILM, ROCKY HORROR, CHAPTER ONE VERSE 20-31:

Bruce Campbell as Ash Rendar.