Of all the people in Westeros, she’d be the one to do it. I wouldn’t put it past her.

More like Game of Threads!

This one made me LOL. I believe your ex and Steve Martin here both represent feelings about your ex. The BJ could be your willingness to be unselfish and giving while you were together, and Steve’s detachment during the process may represent your feelings about the ex’s emotional availability.

Well you know what they say: “Spare the Glock, spoil the child.”

I’ve been to Epice, there aren’t even that many window seats. The only way they could’ve been more exposed is if they’d eaten outside. All very calculated.

I laughed, but will admit, a bit shamefacedly, that I loved the first one. Haven’t seen the second, but will probably love that too when I get around to it.

“Hello, robot they call ‘Tom’.”

She stuck with him through both Ghostriders. That is love.

Please go on...

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Yeah, it’s so transparently thirsty and I think that’s my issue with this. That, and they’ve somehow managed to become insufferable together in the span of a week!

I firmly believe this entire relationship is based on dancing. They like dancing, they enjoy dancing together, and everything else is filler until more dancing.

he hates her. look at his body language in those first two instagram videos. he HATES her. she’s trying too hard to prove that this relationship is real and he is just miserable.

One might even say he is inimitable, an original (if you will).

Taylor Swift, I like you, I really do, but do you have to get all the nice things ever? Couldn’t you have settled for only youth, health, a beautiful voice, demonstrable talent, popularity, wealth, and a gorgeous figure?

ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Sorry, these have for the most part already peaked chart-wise. Cheap Thrills will be the Song of the Summer when all is said and done.

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