Nailed it

Ever stop to think your dates contribute minimally to your conversations because you’re condescending, shallow, and uninteresting?

LOL “pulled off a heist.” Love you!

The worst part is sort of as you ease into it: at first you’re shocked at just being treated like a human again. Doors don’t slam in your face, train seats are occasionally offered, male work colleagues make unflinching eye contact.

Yeah! Taylor Swift’s dad was a lowly Vice President of a bank

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Yeah, let she who hasn’t slept with a dumb ex she’d rather have assassinated cast the first stone here.

It surprised me. But I guess I am one of those naive people who think 34 year old married men shouldn’t be fooling around with 19 year old women with obvious emotional issues.

I just don’t like the feeling of skinny jeans on my ankles. Plus I just want to wear my Sketchers. (which I love, because I don’t have a Prada backpack.) and Go Walk slip-ons look like crap with skinny jeans.

“I would never want to do anything that is offensive to this body or anyone else for that matter,” Abraham told The Advocate.

“I’m almost embarrassed to admit how much I related to this movie, as a man several years older than its central character”

Sugarjugs, I’m so bereft :(

God fucking damn it, SNL, that is one of MY COUNTRY’S GREATEST POETS GREATEST FUCKING SONGS, and I want to watch Kate McKinnon sing it. I don’t give a shit about your other videos,but you open this one up to Canada RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Did you go to Constance? Was the guy named Dan?

You are drastically underestimating the danger that a Trump presidency represents. Just talking about not defending our NATO allies brings us closer to war. The only way that NATO works is if everyone (specifically Russia) believes with absolute certainty that we will defend our allies if they are invaded. If Putin…

The 9 years of Harper was due to having a slightly more complex electoral system than that two party oligarchy you hilariously call a democracy.

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”