Right? Like I feel like Shonda wants me to go ‘How dare they defame Olivia Pope this way’ but she HAS only dated a succession of increasingly more powerful older men. I’d love if Olivia actually studied her past decisions for a hot second.

I’m in Lions Gate Chorus, so, actually yes, but I feel the multitude of scooter charging stations around the arena cut down the sexy by half.

Mr. Thomas William Hiddleston makes sweet, tender, romantic eye love.

Wait a second, hold the phone: Gosling?

You know what’s fun? Spending the weekend cleaning up after a week of crippling depression. literally. my place is a sty. :\

It was the video with Cookie Monster that did me in.

He is SO BAD about this everytime he’s interviewed by an attractive woman! But as a woman who’s blessed with a great ass, I’ve gotta respect that his lechery gives me a fighting chance.

I like’m tall, well-educated, feeding orphans, impersonating velociraptors. Hiddles fits the bill.

And why Glee tried to make her a singing thing. Did not understand that ballyhoo while it was airing.

I came dangerously close to an affair with my 73 year old professor. We wrote letters for months after I graduated, and the old cad once said that if he was ten years younger, something would have happened.

truth is, ten years younger and no ring and I would’ve been on him like white on rice, he’s entirely right. ain’t…

I’m more than a size 6 and I live in Vancouver. I’d have to move to be attractive.

I turn 27 in December and I’m genuinely worried about this. :\

Eh, general consensus is that the fuckery isn’t really Hiddleston’s fault. And the vocal performance is there. But come on. That’s now how an American sits down. I’m not even an American and I know that.

I was astonished that he could spend weeks on vocal training and not learn how to sit ass first in a chair. It’s like he just bent his knees until he was chair-height—Americans don’t insinuate themselves into recumbence! Good grief.

I learned that it’s always something, as I got to know a potential friend. She gets into the club for free. She drinks for free. She knows all the DJs and she can dance in the DJ booth. So can anyone with her! It’s like an all-access pass to Disneyland....until you realize you get her with her other friends and you’re…

The movie was ripped to shreds by HitFix. Like, according to them, you could write a 100-page thesis on why this movie is so bad.

Quoth Variety: “Despite committed performances from Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen, Marc Abraham’s Hank Williams biopic is a dull, unfocused slog.” IndieWire says: “The core weakness of…

As one of the biggest Jezzie lovers of Hiddleston...Most of the reviews from TIFF are saying “The movie sucks, Tom Hiddleston’s not bad, but Elizabeth Olsen is better.” :\

According to this study, page 7, which I refer to every time my diet motivation flags, overweight men don’t suffer romantically for being overweight. And since Americans are a fat nation...well, if no one was attracted to overweight people there, you’d be in trouble.

Everyone thinks people in the PNW dress poorly. Well, joke’s on you, rest of the continent, it rains WAY too much for us to buy all this suede nonsense! It’s ALL YOURS!

Kara Brown really has to see this paragraph from this Mashable article :

“Bey headlined Budweiser’s Made in America festival Sep. 5 and commanded the attention of the 70,000 audience members and however many more watching the Tidal live stream.”