My jams are 'Seven Day Fool' and 'All I Could Do Was Cry' (which is what I was expecting to hear).

Pretend to be cool with him pretending to be a bat.

Late to the party and I don't care.

EVERY outfit from Belle de Jour. YSL + Roger Vivier + Catherine Deneuve's hair.

Marry Nicki, Fuck Beyonce, kill RiRi.

The amount of people who have gotten with Beyonce? NO ONE KNOWS THEIR NUMBER. You join an elite secret society. Marry Nicki because she's the one most on the rise. Kill RiRi by default.

Um, that's Rainbow ~Brite~ thank you kindly. *pushes glasses up nose like gigantic nerd*

Now that's interesting. Do you have any pictures of your old stripping heels? It'd be so cool to see how they compare.

You say that's the work of Miley Cyrus? Lies. That's Soos and Mabel's doing. No doubt about it.

NO. NO. No, that dress in the bottom middle is all wrong! I would rather close my eyes and imagine I look like this than delude myself into thinking that's not streets behind.

He doesn't sound *bad*, he just doesn't sound Williams-y enough. I mean, can't pretend I'm not first in line for this anyway, but, now I've got reservations.

Thanks. I've got idiotically low self-esteem, and this was a helpful thing to hear. I'm not sure how you practice it, but I'm willing to try.

You know what I'm all about. And that's Tom Hiddleston. <3

Because he used to slander me on Reddit, I know his Twitter handle and I struggle with a compulsion to know things.

My background: raised in an independent private school, Grade 2-Grade 12.

Sadly enough, we both already have each other blocked, because we know we're unhealthy to one another, but he won't privacy protect. And since he used to call me a crazy psycho bitch on Reddit, once I knew his Twitter handle I knew I'd be checking periodically. But I hadn't spoken to him for three weeks before his…

I have an exboyfriend who won't stop insulting me on Twitter, and while I don't miss him enough to actually /care/ that he calls me a vile waste of space, it's still hurtful.

And I'm having a really hard time not paying attention to it.

Hey now, Canadian girl entering the fray—although more accurately, Vancouverite girl.

And Vancouverites have got the best goddamn donuts in North America. Just...the whole town. Timmy's > Dunkin, always, but Tim Hortons is NOT the zenith of Canadian doughnuttery.

I need an Idris Elba Othello. I will fly anywhere in the world to see it. We had the Chiwetel Ejiofor in 2008 (which featured baby Hiddleston as Cassio), but—but I need Idris Elba's. So very, very badly.

*looks at pecs again and whimpers*

I live in a bordering apartment building, and I gotta say, Dude Chilling Park is so choice.

I'm going to be that girl: it's Petersen, not Peterson.

Dare I say it was a...whole new world?

That our neighbours were...poor unfortunate souls?

I do.