I need an Idris Elba Othello. I will fly anywhere in the world to see it. We had the Chiwetel Ejiofor in 2008 (which featured baby Hiddleston as Cassio), but—but I need Idris Elba's. So very, very badly.

*looks at pecs again and whimpers*

This was the title I was looking for. Most influential anime—hell, IP—in my teen years, and nothing's come close since (with the possible exception of Princess Tutu.)

I live in a bordering apartment building, and I gotta say, Dude Chilling Park is so choice.

I'm going to be that girl: it's Petersen, not Peterson.

Dare I say it was a...whole new world?

That our neighbours were...poor unfortunate souls?

I do.

I'm really proud of myself. Because I did my first MDMA last night, and instead of staying at the club, my friend and I befriended my upstairs neighbours and brought them downstairs to sing Disney songs with me until 6 AM.

Beautiful night.

Not the first time these two have kicked musical butt together, but definitely the most jolly time.

No DangerTits, thank YOU.

I can't read the word 'pantalettes' without immediately imagining having my fashion sense dismissed as out of date by that scoundrel from Savannah. Who isn't even RECEIVED.

And those pantelettes. I don't know a woman in Paris who still wears pantalettes!

April is the cruelest month.