Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

This stuff makes me sick and has been going on far too long.

I like it. It allows just a glimpse of what they can can never have, suggesting there’s even more out of their reach.

Don’t forget these

Even baby bird knew better.

I have a wonderful solution to your problem: move.

i lived in a skyscraper/city portion of long beach where parking was impossible. buy a fucking garage spot. jesus fuck.

i mean, for the inconvenience it causes you, why do you even have a car?

So pay for a parking spot, you giant baby.

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

You shut your mouth.

What kind of American would buy a Chevy Cruze when you can have a Camaro for under $20,000?

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Bear just wants to say hello.

Sorry Alissa, but Justin picked the lede photo.

“Walkers” It is both true and a nice homage to Alissa.

Maybe we’re the ones that are doing it wrong, using our legs like suckers!

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Pretty sure that’s a lamb ...... o.