Even Low-Sodium Turkey Breast?

I mean this would be like Slipknot re-forming for a reunion tour and the guy in the steampunk gas mask isn’t there, I’d be all like what the fuck, I paid $8 and had to wait in line for 2 hours at the Shithole County Fairgrounds to see this.

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

There’s a lot of sleeve options in the collection, which is kind of awesome. I think we’re finally moving away from the trend of 100% strapless bridal gowns, and you have to go to like a store for modest religious brides if you want even a little cap sleeve.

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

Be still my heart...

Seriously guys, if the new Ghostbusters movie is a suckfest I’ll be emotionally shattered. I love the cast so much.

Well, yes, it’s a joke. But the joke is still “I tried to convince some kids I was famous and they

To be fair, she’s been working since she was 10 and she’s wealthy. Taking time off for college and to consciously self-educate seems more laudable than always running after the next part.

I can’t fully express how awesome it is that supporters of both candidates just can’t stop proclaiming that women are only supporting the opposing candidate because their vaginas make them stupid and illogical.

*Rolls eyes*

I thought Dubya was the worst president of my lifetime, and right now, staring down the barrel of President Trump or President Cruz, I'm actually starting to miss him a little....

Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.

A kid died from a fucking asthma attack last year because there was no school nurse and these idiots made her wait until her father came to get her.

I’m in MD and we have school nurses. Each school has a LPN to pass out meds and stuff and then for every 3 schools there’s a “cluster nurse” who’s an actual RN and takes care of stuff the LPN can’t/isn’t legally allowed to. It’s seriously great. We have telemedicine in the schools now (you have to fill out paperwork…

Yes, I grew up in Northern California and except for the very small schools, each school had a nurse that was there pretty much every day. It was her job to review vaccination records, check our vision, manage head lice outbreaks, instruct kids in brushing teeth, washing hands, covering coughs, and about health. She’d…

I mean let’s just be real. It’s not the nudity they have a problem with, it’s the fact that it’s a lesbian sex scene and not a hetero one. If it was either one of those women with a man there wouldn’t be any problem.

Awww, I love your imaginary daughter. She sounds fantastic :) I also often wonder how far I’d have gone with a little more encouragement (and stability) as a kid. I love teaching science, but maybe I would have loved building nanobots or analyzing rock samples or something.

It is especially fucked when you compare how much work Gillian has done since X-Files ended compared to what David has done. Woman has worked her ass off and deserves to be paid accordingly, for both experience and keeping her name out in front of the public. David was in Californiacation, and that’s about it.

I totally have an imaginary daughter who I tell all my life lessons to. Top on the list are speak up if you’re being harassed, and always pat your chicken dry before you roast it.