Yes! I live near Pittsburgh and no one brings this up anymore. Well, except me. If I'm stuck watching football, I make a snide comment literally every time he appears on screen. Gosh, I don't know why no one wants me around on game day....)

Every time I think the "non-profit" NFL corporation cannot possibly be any more disingenuous and corrupt, something else pops up....

Teaching kids about "social justice" takes all of the fun out of fag bashing. If you start teaching kids that gay people and gender non-conforming people are people, then they'll start asking questions about why they don't have the same rights as other people. And then they'll stop laughing at daddy's high pitched…

That's awesome. It's amazing how many educators are willing to put their jobs on the line to try to educate kids about the real world they're actually living in. These people should be applauded.

I am sorry for your trouble, but "I ended up full on pregnancy fueled crying at 2 AM because Santa looks like a lawn jockey in white face after a bender." made me laugh really hard.

I have a spoonula. I've never heard it called that. I got it at a dollar store or something (I am cheap as hell. There's no way I paid more than $1.99 for a rubber spatula shaped like a spoon). It does actually work better than a plain old spatula for some things. But, it's not like it does anything a regular…

That makes sense.

There will always be people who freak out at the idea of reading anything more than 10 sentences long. I'd venture to guess there is significant overlap between those people and the people who do the things depicted in the stories above.

That's horrible. I doubt saying something would have helped. My experience with people like that is that saying something almost never changes their behavior. They either get defensive or say you're being too sensitive. You just need to never go anywhere with them in public. If it's completely unavoidable, bring…

I want to start a fund so Miss Dora can quit her job and write a book.

That's great. It's really wonderful to see someone terrible get exactly what they deserve. (I'm not putting down people who manage at Papa John's. It's just that it's got to be completely humiliating to the kind of small, insecure shitbag who would do those things.)

YES!

Atkins is not a diet. It's a scheme designed by Satan to suck out your soul and make life not worth living.

I worked at a place once where that was pretty much always allowed. It was the kind of place where you serve customers at the counter. It great knowing that you didn't have to take abuse, but weirdly, some of the employees would actually antagonize the customers. I don't know how many times I argued with some of my…

I read it as it was take out food in their home kitchen.

Well, every new invention starts out with a lot of flaws. They'll get better... (or is that my wishful thinking?) I loathe driving. I would LOVE to have a car that drives itself. They need to get this technology down!

If he is filthy rich, there's no way he'll get convicted.

The majority of the corporations open on Thanksgiving/pushing Black Friday deals are run by baby boomers. As are the corporations that pay people too little to afford houses and outsource the jobs.

Sure. There is absolutely an elitist crowd within feminism that does allow concepts like "agency" and "empowerment" to be co-opted and used as tools to fuel outside agendas (a lot of that also comes from outside of feminism, though. Like any cultural movement, there are always people paid to try to "understand and…

I guess it has it's place. I avoid making stuff with mayo, though. There are things that have mayo in it that I like, but I LOATHE touching it or looking at it. I had 2 jobs that really turned me off of it. One involved mayo sitting in these tins for hours until the edges turned into this congealed yellow goo. …