Would be a real Christmas miracle.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

HAHA stop with the good ideas...they obviously don’t play that.

Folks from L.A. have been treating Raiders quite rudely of late. That’s why they’re moving to Vegas instead.

I knew there had been an accident where they ran the plane aground into the riverbank. There are photos I’ve seen of the wrecked plane. But this has got actual video of the accident happening!   It’s a real treat for someone who loves this movie like I do. 

I’m going to have to side with M&M’s on this one: The Punisher was a damn fine show. I’m hoping Hulu will pick it up

He is essentially the ultimate goal of any high school burnout: spend your life pretending to be bill Murray.

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

That sounds like you are literally in hell.

I’m (a) guy who argued that there’s potentially room in the market for an alternate league because the NFL has turned away more people this year than it has in previous years. You’re free to disprove it, but:

Had a lot of money coming if Georgia won. (Had them at 15-1) Felt confident based entirely on the fact that Hurts is simply a terrible QB. Then Saban had to go and sub in that amazing freshman and fuck me.

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

Nationwide, nonchalant opinion of shocking Alabama victories:

Yea I’m totally convinced UCF would have been able to hang with these teams! Undefeated!

Don’t you just love Scott Howard

HOLY SHIT. WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PEOPLE:

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

Okay, that has to be horseshit. Julio Jones didn’t break a kid’s hand by dunking his arm through the hoop...right?

i go back and forth on whether that one or this one is the best news blooper of all time.

Sure, you may laugh at Ben now, but who’s going to be laughing when his pyramid granaries save humanity?