The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

This. Plus untucked plaid flannel shirt over wifebeater paired with belted jeans.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

When asked what he was going to do with the baseball, our hero gazed lovingly at the nacho helmet and said, starting quietly and rising to a crescendo:

I recognize that listmaking is inherently flawed and there is more than one album I, a woman, like on this list but I will legit fight you on “Kid A” come at me I’M READY.

who wood ever get tired of pine on pine violence? that stuff is evergreen.

That last sentence, damn.

I still remember that catch at age 12. I feel like( and still do), he broke the laws of gravity.

One of the bestest catches I’ve ever seen: