I get what ursine. 

feed her to a bear

Even worse for C.J. was the following caller, Devin Kurant, dumping on him.

A bit touchy on this subject, eh?  Waiting for your better explanation. 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

He is barely functional as a human being. I’d be remiss to even call him the smartest dolphin.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

“And don’t get me started about how many of them ended up battered.”

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”

I am calling 130% bullshit on that Q Score thing. There is no way 1 in 5 Americans know who Kenneth Faried is. He played 14 minutes a game last year for a team in the Mountain Time Zone. You’re telling me that 66 million people hear the name Kenneth Faried and go, “oh yeah, Murray State, dreadlocks, Nuggets!”? For…

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

or that he “fears retaliation”

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Everyone try again tomorrow.

Greatest Raptor? He’s third at best behind VC and Chris Bosh. 

Could the Raptors flip him?