I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

MLB deleted the tweet when thousands of angry fans wrote in to tell them that Spider-Man is not Japanese.

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

no no no no no no no

This is weird as hell. Just last weekend I was visiting (“stuck with” might be a better phrase) a few elderly relatives and had no clue what to do for a couple hours. Turns out they had a dusty old complete Looney Tunes collection on VHS from Columbia House back when the company offered a tape-of-the-month club. We…

Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

That character made me deeply uncomfortable watching as a child, and he definitely doesn’t hold up in our current moment. 

21. Marvin the Martian (5.0)

Pepe Le Pew is a rapist.

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

If this blog will not recognize Gossamer, I will not recognize this blog. Good day.

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

this is like the 5th time he’s used a version of this apology. 

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

[Pedantic comment warning.]

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.