I saw the article title, noticed the phrase “calls cops”, made some assumptions about the involved parties. And obviously I was right.

Apologize for the flavorless, cardboard crust.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

I hate the damn Cardinals, but this is the one thing I will for sure never forget about Albert Pujols:

That was the only thing good about papa johns! 

+ Uno

I believe the theory is that the implicit ending is every bit as racist as the overt statement.

+1 cup of garlic sauce

He must have thought the Laundry Service did white sheets

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

True story: When I was in 6th grade, I had an arch nemesis named Macalister.

Salary caps are the worst. They turn us all into part-time accountants instead of sports fans. Which must really suck if you’re also a full-time accountant. 

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

Drew, you’ve been had. You posted literally the exact same “Email of the week” as the 5/30/17 FunBag: https://adequateman.deadspin.com/should-nba-games-play-to-a-score-instead-of-a-clock-1795659849

As a gentleman who weighs 224 pounds and has only ever been “not really fat” AT BEST in his life, I say unto you: fuck off, sir. Fuck off good and hard.

AA meeting.

Ok but where does Dikembe think he will go? I want all the mid-90s All Defense Team to weigh in on this

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