Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

The thing the NFL owners don’t seem to get (and maybe the most clear point of Trump’s whole life) is that he views everything as a zero sum game. One person wins and one loses.
Take the USFL as an example, his end goal was to screw nearly every other owner with him taking one of the only wins in gaining an NFL team.…

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

I don’t really disagree with this, but I also can’t fault “how” the fans chose to express their disdain of someone who thinks gay people deserve fewer right than she does.

Would the article be written, and would the response differ, if she a different faith? I suspect so. I’m atheist and think it’s all nuts, but I find the different reactions just as crazy.

I just think it’s sad that he didn’t even take her on a date until after they were married.

I rarely login, and therefore rarely star, but I couldn’t bare not being part of this. You earned it.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

A deuce is a deuce

+ number 2

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I could get you convicted of anything before a grand jury....

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no…

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The Lions don’t usually do anything in first place

Charles Barkley And Shaq Got Each Other Steaming Mad By Yelling About Some Stupid Shit

So, we all hate that putz, right?

Kenan Thompson as a barely disguised Kendrick Perkins ftw