Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

To be fair, if you hire a guy named “Strom” and he doesn’t turn out to be a segregationist, you’d feel cheated too.

I made a burner account solely because I wanted to tell you how much this blew my god damn mind

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT’S NOT A GOAL.

Keep in mind that the line is painted under a few inches of ice. This can cause, when viewing from an angle as we are in this shot, the parallax effect that “positions” the puck in such a way that it even creates the illusion of white space between the puck and the line, when in actuality what we’re seeing is the…

The issue is not whether or not a running back drafted high will help his team in the short term a la Fournette. It’s that you’re using a very high draft choice on a guy who might only play until he’s 26 years old when a great quarterback or offensive tackle might play until he’s 36.

It tastes like the smell of cat piss!

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

As a Gin Disliker, I object to these results and demand a complete recount.

Definitely agree on whiskey ginger and whiskey sour being at the top tier. Oh, on the subject of screwdrivers though! For a while whenever I ordered a screwdriver I requested that it be made with whipped cream vodka. Tastes exactly like an orange creamsicle!!!

Goddamn I remember that shit. Fucking steakheads.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

Self awareness is always better. Accept your stupidity and steer into the skid.

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

If you write your lowercase a’s like a small capital A you match the psych profile for a serial killer.

Clearly you don’t have the right stuff. Probably not a winner. Too thinky.

I don’t know- football coaches and NFL execs judging other people’s “character” is kind of hilarious.