Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

I think it really depends on the topic. I actually really liked the PB&J article, because it’s so random - if you’d asked me what I thought NBA players really liked to eat, “PB&J sandwiches” wouldn’t have even cracked my Top 500. And the fact that they actually do weird stuff with it was legitimately entertaining…

Likewise the original Cataan article. A bunch of hyperathletic millionaires regularly play the same middling well-known board game I have, *and* get just as irrationally competitive about it? That did actually surprise me.

The PB&J article was awesome though

Yes! Apparently talking about white people not being able to jump triggered someone. Thankfully the HR person had seen the movie and got a laugh about it.

I got reported to HR about 5 years ago when a new guy in the office asked me why they call it “White Men Can’t Jump”. He’s from the Congo and had not seen many movies. So I explained the scene where Woody bets all his money and can’t dunk. Somehow this offended some white snowflake in the office who was ease dropping…

Mallo P4P worst Super Mario RPG party member

+1 Frog Coin

I can empathize: before I figured out the right roster on Super Mario RPG, I had a real Mallow problem.

I liked the way people on Twitter kept going “You know, if you don’t count all the possessions where he was terrible, Rose is having a pretty good game!”

The phrase wasn’t originated in racist tones though. It actually is used as a replacement for swearing, and that’s how it originated. Just because something originated in the south while slaves were there doesn’t make it racist. If I (I’m Latino) say a black guy “looks blue” is that “racially charged” because the…

It’s not “racist” ... it’s racially charged. It’s a phrase that originated in the slave plantations of the antebellum south. Using it to describe the actions of a black man is inappropriate.

How old is this announcer? Wasn’t this a common expression years ago?

Out of all the characters in this story, I think I like the bulldog the most.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

I feel bad for Khloe but...

I’m gonna put my hand up and ask how the joke I missed about covering the White Sox started.

Thank you. Bring back lime.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

I don’t see Grandia II, Final Fantasy IV, and Secret of Mana here. Your list is officially rejected: