The Oscars will always be a joke to me. For the 1 year they get it right, there are 10 they miss the mark completely. I bet you Joker wins best picture. 

Yeah, this is more of a pre-bridal shower than a “gotcha” type of proposal. A bedazzled formality. Kind of like how life is a long, drawn out formality for death; ascribing grand meaning to monotony and frustration. Alright, alright, I’m leaving.

His name is attached to ten shows, he is not running 10 shows

Stick to car stuff ;)

Its going to be okay. 

Cause not everyone is smashing pavement scoping that hot meat loaf beat. Thank god for people like you

Release me from this hell world

Lets play spot the women. Wow, that was a quick game.

Kim and Kanye will be divorced before the end of the next decade. I hope Kim made him sign a prenup, lol.

That man looks like an alternate reality, bizarro Beto O'Rourke. 

Gonna give a hard disagree here.

Some of the best experiences I have watching movies is at my best friends house in high school.  After his dad passed away, he inherited a huge DVD collection of every classic movie you can think of. Pretty much the afi top 100+ some obscure stuff too. We tore through that collection on a shitty 24 inch tube tv that…

Ive played mp Gwent since open beta, and it really feels like the first time they are hitting their stride. It’s not a big game so most people don’t really follow it, but they definitely struggled a lot with developing it from a mini game to a full fledged online game. It’s both well made and unique in it’s genre, and…

Sexbox guys. *Snaps fingers* get on the ball man, were gonna call it Sexbox

They forgot to use the water without the poop.

Where are you getting the info that he killed himself?

You are no one, so I am right :) nanana. Seriously though, I was being sarcastic.

I know no one actually wants whatever this is, but at least it shows Half Life is still on their minds. It really seemed like a lost cause there for awhile. 

The baby will have a starring role in a Gasper Noe movie in 20 years

Nice one