I understand what you’re trying to say and you’re certainly right for the vast majority of people. Unfortunately, none of that applies to me. I’ve watched so many God damn movies in my life, it’s so hard for me to get enthused by any if it anymore. People see this as thinking outside the box and all I can do is stand…

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Nice one 

Something something assumptions. Something something ass

Not saying all positive reviews are bad, just a large amount of the them. If you can write a review without typing the words “really” or “great” multiple times and actually have something of substance to talk about, you’re A-okay in my book.

It was beyond disappointing. Modern day rockstar just doesn’t do it for me, I guess. Didn't care much for gtav either.

The amount of platitudes in use by the fanboys giving this dumb ass movie perfect scores is astonishing.

Is gtav the ps3 version :)

Seeing a lot of comments along the lines of “am I old, I don’t get this”. Fandom has existed as long as our idea of society has. This is a slightly modern take on it, but it’s the same thing.

Because we live in a world of separation, and only Norman Reedus as Jeff Bridges can sew the strands that bring us back together. Death Stranding™: A Hideo Kojima Game

This comment is also pretty high on the dickish spectrum, I would have to say... Friend :)

Because people have an empty void where a piece of their soul should reside, and it needs to be filled... By something... By anything....

Are the controls complete trash, or is it just me? The whole turbo/drifting thing being a toggle in the main menu seems insane as well

I don’t know how to feel about any of this. 1) probably not going to work because too many idiots exist 2) Mike pence become president if it does, which is just as bad 3) the ideology these evil people stand for will continue to exist and undermine anything decent in the world for the rest of eternity.

Terrence Howard hasn’t been okay in over a decade

I was able to take part in that “send your old switch for a new one if you bought it recently” thing before Nintendo shut it the hell down. The battery life on the new switch is substantially better. Definitely don’t recommend people go out and spend 100's of bucks to replace their old switch, but it’s definitely…

Shame on you for caring. You're acting like you contracted herpes from clicking on an article

“D+" you just summed up Rob Zombies entire career

There is no fucking way that thick as hell piece of chicken breast on the header photo isn't dry as fuck. The ratio wounds me

No, but it leads to the fact that IGN caters to a dumb audience by hiring talentless people with no real opinions about anything.