At least Billy didn’t write you a 3500 word email to tell you everyone thought you were kind of an asshole.

By your logic, a slice of cheese ceases to be a slice of cheese if placed on a burger and is now a condiment. Are you to tell me that a piece of bacon is a condiment? Is the middle bun of a Big Mac a condiment? If you can make a meal of something that you are putting on a burger, it is not a condiment, it is a…

Pickle chips are a topping like lettuce, tomato, onion, or a fried egg. Condiments are sauces. The closest pickle comes to being a condiment would be as relish. 

I don’t have eyes in the back of my throat, champ.

Nice detour on israel; note that no one actually brings up what China is doing to it’s Muslim population because no one wants to upset them and jeopardize business interests with the world’s second largest economy. 

Remember when capitalism was going to democratize and liberalize China?  Lulz.

I view these clips as audition tapes for being the next Tony Romo when Bill O’Brien prematurely ends Watson’s career. I wonder how Watson’s golf game is...

And like most sociopaths he’s not actually that good at most things. While Hannibal Lecter makes for good fiction he is very much the exception.

Word on the street is that she’s working on a machine that can mount an effective legal defense without requiring a lawyer. She’s going to disrupt the whole industry! First they dismiss you, then they laugh at you, then you change the world!

#Legalnos

I looked up Wikipedia.

I can’t really disagree with any of this. I can relate my own experience, which has some (not much) illustrative value. I subscribed to SI, or more accurately, my parents did for me, from about 1976 to when I left the nest in 1989. I picked it up on my own after that, and I hardly missed an issue until about 2007 or…

Professional sports in the US, where billionaires can cry pauper and fuck over the taxpayers into funding their stadiums (while collecting all profits) and be seen as victims when players hold out for more money. No wonder Trump wanted to be an NFL owner so bad. 

Khan seems to believe his own force if will is going to resolve this situation. Not money or fixing the problem but sheer Khan. 

Oooh, do I smell fan fiction? Troymaine Pope, Pope of Troy, Maine

First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

The threat of playing the Dolphins every Sunday is the only way Philip Rivers can get his kids to church.

Works at T-Mobile, drives a 12-year-old BMW, and is known by all of the 17-to-22-year-old women in Fort Lauderdale as a person to avoid.

Now apologize to Drew for being so butt when he can’t drink to numb the pain

Kirk Cousins
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Being So Butt.
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That’s So Raven.
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Raven Butt.
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Trent Dilfer.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.