Oh man, poor Brandon, noted baseball economist with smooth balls and a pube filled face, is going to be run out of town by the locker room distraction guys. Or maybe the clubhouse cancer crew will come for him. Unless it’s never really about the distraction and it’s something else I just can’t put my finger on.

Even if the Jets are somehow right here, and that Osemele doesn’t “need” the surgery - to be clear, I don’t believe the Jets for a second - what the fuck are they even doing? Do they think it’s good for the long-term future of the team to build a reputation as an organization that will force a hurt veteran to take…

The curse of Brandon Taubman is a real bitch. 

Fucking with sending the MRI is absolutely malicious.  There's no way they should be stealing this guy's money at this point.

Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors

Never have I seen a QB play like this.

Bad nutrition for the youth teams. Owners not investing in the team. Staying in the top division despite disgraceful results on the field. But enough about Major League Baseball. 

So their response to a rapidly-aging fanbase is to price out the poors and shut out the rural? Their brilliance is... staggering.

This feels like self harm to baseball as a whole.  Do you want less people interested in your sport?  Reduce the ability to watch it.

It's legit. You measure from the back of the base of the neck, over the top of the head, and down to the floor. How have you been doing it?

Like every other American, I tell them the tallest height I think they’ll believe.

You can’t prove that Kevin Durant isn’t two aggrieved Twitter users standing on top of each other.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

Me, a Knicks fan:

Where we should be today:

did we all overrate Pulisic

“The MLS All-Star team, but without all the good foreign players”

I think the USMNT should pivot to a corporate brand that more accurately reflects their priorities and competition level. Something like “MLS Select Team”?

What do you think his take was on that one? His granny free from being held hostage?