Okay. Michael Jordan, in his entire life, has never once been called for traveling, but I guess now we’re going to pretend they called this all the time in the 90's.

Wasn’t it evident that I was the cad in this story? Hench my admiration for Watson?

So what other state(s) joining this would create a real dilemma for the NCA. Texas, Ohio, Michigan, Florida are probably the Big 4 IMO. States with both Major Basketball and Football concerns.

I hope the league doesn’t try to file down his eccentricities. You know, pound a square peg into a round hole, that type of thing.

Mark Emmert looks like a garden gnome who was granted his one wish of becoming a Republican televangelist.

“His name is Jock Strap King”

The answer will probably be to expand the playoffs further. Which would make my dream of a four or five way tie for the last playoff spot involving both coasts, thereby necessitating games 163, 164, and hopefully 165 with thousands of miles of extra travel even more likely.

“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”

I just like that Club America and Guadalajara are playing in Chivas's half. They must be so confused.

It’s not a club America until you add bacon to that chunk of meat.

What the fuck is with the shitty tone of this article? This may have been the best opportunity to achieve a life-altering accomplishment, a true dream, and it has been lost in the cruelest way possible. Will a chance like this ever come up again?

That weird moment where CB Bucknor does the right thing by doing the wrong thing.

No he made a stupid comment congratulating Minor and CB Bucknor on his 200th strikeout because every member of the Boston sports media deserves to be set on fire

To answer one of the often asked questions about New Orleans tourist spots - the city is the home of the WWII museum because Higgins Boats (used to put troops on the beaches during DDay) were built in New Orleans. Another fun fact - all workers that built the boats (black/white, male/female) were paid the same wages…

I’d trust Justin Tucker to drop kick my baby through a window for that Not-Agholor guy to catch.

“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from…

Except NOTHING biodegrades when it’s in a landfill. 

Player’s unions don’t care about rookies.

The determining factor is ice. Ice freezes teeth and drops in an avalanche onto your face when the glass is less than full.

Boras suggests the half-measure of getting baseball’s umpires to “oversee regular toweling of bases during wet weather”