Miami is one of the best cities on earth, the way Adrian Peterson has a “#1 Dad” mug.  

This kind of bad luck, it’s almost like they have bad juju somehow. Like they’re buried on ancient burial ruins, or they use a cursed word or something. Weird.

Amen. Back in the 70s/80s, it wasn’t the end of the world if a kid drank a beer, or bought a six pack, or spiked the punchbowl. But they sure fixed that, didn’t they? Now there’s a generation of people indoctrinated into accepting that even if you’re 80 years old and you want to buy an overpriced Bud Light, you need…

Does it even qualify as salsa if there’s meat in it?

Eliminate the leagues. Eliminate the divisions.

Yeah - I believe so as well. The kids come home with a slip and some basic guidance. They get through 9 books (or age appropriate reading) and you get a voucher for a pair of tickets - so it works out nice for us.

We guide the kids, but they make sure to get it done on time and on schedule as the slips need to be in…

porque no los dos?

I, for one, am very excited for MLBTV’s next iteration: MLB Monte Carlo, wherein you just watch an Excel file self calculate hundreds of thousands of games per hour.

Free ticket promotions for reading books are a great idea.

This is “neoliberalism” in a nutshell, and it has infected every aspect of life from grocery shopping, to education, to medical care. 

“There is no joy in the world, only metrics.”

And he’s spent the last three years turning into the sort of pundit he was supposed to upend - anecdotal and subject to whims and storylines rather than actual polling numbers.

The fact that FiveThirtyEight is even a thing will never cease to blow my mind. Nate Silver built a goddamn empire out of correctly predicting the most obvious election in a generation at a time when common logic was viewed as some mystical commodity (see also: Gladwell, Malcolm).

Corona, like Heineken, isn’t really cheap beer.

Ten bucks says his diet is nothing but that Soylent stuff.

Every asshole dipshit douchebag fan who’s ever done anything obnoxious that they would never try to get away with in any other venue attributes their bullshittery to their “intense emotional investment”. Pointing out that you shouldn’t be so attached that it makes you lose perspective(which in a minor way “we” is sort…

if they’re at the swim meet, they should be focusing on the race, not on trying to get lose their virginity.

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others to provide evidence of inappropriate swim attire.

Alasska Scold Rush 

as drafted the bill threatens to alter materially the principles of intercollegiate athletics and create local differences that would make it impossible to host fair national championships