I don’t think there is a better passer of the ball over 20 meters than Pogba is.  His passes are spot on.  

Oh, then we can get rid of the competitive balance tax because spending and winning aren’t correlated.

I’m surprised they didn’t bring in a bunch of the Trialist brothers. They are incredibly cheap and they can pop up on a moment’s notice. 

You have to put the hashtag in the tweet, Gabe, or at least @ him.

Depose!?! Oh, you mean the boring depose. 

“I knew that n-word Kapernik was only in it for the money. The troops fight for our freedoms and what does he fight for, a big fat check from the NFL for him and his homies to cash at the corner store. And before you call me a racist for using the N-word, just know that I heard Little Wayne and Notorios Biggie use it,…

The NFL’s Brand Equity is lodged in America’s taint.

Damn, man. You may still have a career as a noir author.

Do you worry about a quarterback controversy?

No but the actual numbers showing that revenue has greatly outpaced player salaries is a fact. 

that is a bold face lie. Jeters contract worked out, so did Arods first 10 year contract.... and that’s just of the top of my head....

It’s almost like I said, literally in the next graf, that Henry was a better and more complete player.

Counterpoint: Put other strikers on that Man City team and see how they fare in the same role. Aguero is fine, but Pep’s system (begrudgingly admitted) is what puts this team over the top.

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

As the final breath escaped the mountain lion’s lungs, he whispered defiantly, “My name is Mellencamp.”

Right?! Those dudes are hiding out right now, giving each other sad, delusional pep talks and shit. That pride is basically the Knicks of Northern Colorado. I bet they’ve already sold their best lion to Wyoming for like two deer.

Yeah...ok...so the runner was no slouch but what was the posture of the Lion?

- Matt Patricia

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

I think I found his wallet:

“Damnit, I wish DC could win just one championship for a change!”