Chris Berman is also a leaker, which is what he gets for eating six cans of Olestra Pringles.

This is why we’d have been much better off with the Saints in this game. Tom Benson was an asshole, but at least he has the courtesy to be dead.

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

Trade that Wall and make NY pay for it!

Occasionally the magic 8 ball provides the correct answer so no comparison.

Wait, so not believing in trajectory is a dealbreaker and they want to sign Kyrie Irving? Only the Knicks, man....

“To hear the Knicks tell it, their hand was forced by the revelation that Porzingis was no longer a believer in the organization’s trajectory”

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

As I read this, I used the Mooninites’ voices for Heckert and Shurmur. Seemed appropriate.

Dad: Shit, what’s the name of that sportsball team Trent plays for? Boston ... [puts on hat] uh ... Badgers maybe? [puts on jacket, goes downstairs] Ok honey, I’m ready.

I say keep them both and make a run. Might be the only shot you get so take it. The return on these rentals are not what they once were, so try to win now, and let someone else overpay them in the summer. The asset you get then is cap flexibility.

Great minds think al——-!

Philip Roth predicted this

I’m going to share my idea that I’ve sprinkled around a few times. Most people think it’s too radical, but I think it’s dope.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

If you watch this video of the match, you can clearly hear Busta tell Sweeney

“What do you mean I can’t have a McGriddle?!! Are you telling me that at ten o’clock all of your McGriddles just magically disappear?? Besides, I got here at 9:58. It’s not my fault you can’t serve your customers fast enough. If you won’t give me a McGriddle, than go get your manager.”

Cardi is a generous spirit, and she was only trying to help T-Rex Liniment understand the situation.

I love the use of CNS because we all know if you say his name out loud it gives him more power.

If Enos was wearing an orange shirt when he left, it seems unlikely that anyone from Alabama would have been able to stop him.