I wish! Any half-decent algorithm would have shitcanned Engler months ago.

Ha! Kudos.

I’m a child and keep seeing “intermittent farting”  

I assume a “New England-style hot dog” is actually pretty good, but you can’t enjoy it because fans of the same won’t stop telling you how good it is and how everyone else is out to discredit it.

Your first paragraph is spot on.

“EVERYTHING’S IMPOSSIBLLLLEEEE!!!!”

“we hate us cuz we are us!”

good point, they do have a weird habit of coming out flat

They’ll fix things when they get around to it, but Irving’s not gonna be down with that plan.

“I just want to blame my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for getting us here”

“Everybody believed in us!”

His loss. The breakfast spread at La Quinta is great if you have a discount cereal jones

That would be pretty cool hat though.

Couldn’t he still decide to play baseball if he is not happy with how things work out in the draft? Like if he is not drafted in the first round or if he can’t come to terms on a contract after he is drafted? Holdouts are rare with the rookie salary scale, but Roquan Smith missed most of training camp last year and…

I guess the marketing wizards at MLB couldn’t convince him to forgo his national celebrity and certain first round NFL draft status for the glitz and glamour of bus rides in single-A ball. 

What a mistake. Just like Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, Murray is just too short to play QB in the NFL.

Seeing this makes me wanna play NES Blades of Steel all day.

Baseball is broken. Because it’s America’s Game, and they can control the Latin American players, it rolls on like it does.

If you’re saying he could make Brady eat bacon off his nose, I’d worship the comedic ground he walks on.